StitchBond
StitchBond As you can probably imagine, I was really keen to read the very important report that PHART (the Proper Horrible Authority for Recreational...
DishTicket
While trying to think about how to reopen my mine, I realised I really needed to clean up from the last few dinners I'd had. It was starting to get messy in...
HarmoComb
HarmoComb Now back in my closed mine, I needed to think seriously about the best way to get it reopened. Of course, I could read the report that Jenny from...
NewsWear
Let me just sum up the situation I’m in. I’m in a race to drill to the centre of the Earth against my arch-rival Zargoid 5 (who, despite being ahead of me,...
MapCycle
MapCycle Having used my ComuniJet to fly away from, but stay in constant contact with, Jenny from PHART (that’s the Proper Horrible Authority for...
ComuniJet
ComuniJet After running over Jenny from PHART’s foot a few more times with my SanitiClean, I decided the best way to pass the inspection was to stop...
SanitiClean
SanitiClean Now that I’d finished dinner, having dealt with the small interruption of Zargoid 5 mildly injuring a boy called George, and me heroically...
AeroPatch
AeroPatch Just as I was finishing dinner and starting to think about creating many more inventions to sell you (so I could make progress on drilling to the...
SpoonBeam
SpoonBeam Before I could really get on with inventing lots more things to fund my plan to drill into the centre of the Earth, I needed to make myself some...
DryWash
DryWash Just after Zargoid 5 had left the mine… having been banished by me… I received a notification on my phone from my bank. The $1 Billion that Zargoid 5...
FunFoam
FunFoam Now that we had rescued Zargoid 5 there was just one more issue that I needed to resolve (other than drilling to the centre of the earth), and that...
Connectopedia
Connectopedia While we drilled down to find Zargoid 5, who had accidentally danced into a sudden hole that had appeared in my mine, I decided it would be...
PageRide
PageRide The sudden hole that Zargoid 5 had fallen / danced into was clearly very deep as ASJIOFJNOSDNFNDSUNDS ONGFONKJGNKBUYWENJNCINSIUNDXW and I had still...
FitTape
FitTape As ASJIOFJNOSDNFNDSUNDS ONGFONKJGNKBUYWENJNCINSIUNDXW and I made it down to the sudden hole that had opened up, into which Zargoid 5 had...
NoteMop
NoteMop Now that ASJIOFJNOSDNFNDSUNDS ONGFONKJGNKBUYWENJNCINSIUNDXW had joined me I knew it was time to head down into the mine to rescue Zargoid 5. I...
PrintRead
PrintRead While waiting for ASJIOFJNOSDNFNDSUNDS ONGFONKJGNKBUYWENJNCINSIUNDXW to arrive to help me rescue Zargoid 5 from the sudden hole he had fallen into...
DryBin
DryBin I had shouted out to Zargoid 5 but there had been no answer, so he was still stuck down the sudden giant hole. I wasn’t quite sure what to do at...
MapPort
MapPort Now that the brand-new Sulphuric Acid Gas leak had been fixed, Zargoid 5 and I decided to walk further into the mine. Walking to near the centre of...
FlowHammer
FlowHammer As Zargoid 5 and I walked into the next chamber, I thought again about my wheezing colleague who I’m sure was sorting himself out by using the...
WeezyTweezers
WeezyTweezers After watching Zargoid 5’s amazing collection of holiday photographs which he had stored on his trusty TagVault I decided to give him a tour of...
