TagVault
After my caffeine fuelled (inside and out) refreshing shower / cup of coffee session my brain was immediately whirring on how to rescue Dennis and also spend...
BrewLather
BrewLather With Zargoid 5 safely on holiday, I decided that I should head back to my mine and decide how to spend my $1 billion. A big part of the money...
StayGlass
StayGlass Just after I packed away my lunch things, I started to wonder what I might do about being stuck in the middle of the Sahara Desert. I wondered...
DishShades
DishShades Right after my lecture to Zargoid 5 concluded he mentioned that he wanted to show me some of the changes he had made to the outside of his mine to...
EchoBoard
EchoBoard As I awoke after my a very refreshing night’s sleep in my TredBed. With a totally Doctor recommended 36 minutes night’s sleep… well from this...
TrendBed
TrendBed With my trusty SawPack on my back I hopped on the hanglider and immediately flew to Zargoid 5’s formerly secret lair in the Sahara desert. I needed...
SawPack
SawPack I knew I needed to rescue Dennis immediately, and if possible, make back all of my money while I was at it. The first step, obviously, was to go to...
SmartFolder
SmartFolder I’d lost Dennis, I’d lost all of my money, and now there was the danger of me losing my mine. I went to my mine to remind myself of the stakes. I...
Enhearencers
Enhearencers As I may have mentioned once or twice, my top priority was to rush to Zargoid 5’s mine and rescue Dennis, my beloved gerbil. But just before I...
NewsRule
NewsRule Obviously, my top priority was to rush to Zargoid 5’s mine and rescue Dennis. But first things first: I needed to deal with the giant robot-shaped...
DrillButton
DrillButton Dennis, my pet gerbil was gone, and if my ThermoMeasurer was to be believed (and of course it was) then it was at the hands of none other than...
ThermoMeasurer
ThermoMeasurer I was called back to the mine the very next morning. The 132 drills and the 33 new miners required to operate them had turned up and things...
ShearWash
ShearWash After having managed to get my centre-of-the-earth drilling team making some actual progress by helping out myself, one of the team suggested that...
Sproster
Sproster Now that I’d selected the perfect outfit, devoured a HeatReflect-cooked dinner, confirmed Dennis was fed (thank you, Ferbil), put my wardrobe...
FixiScissors
FixiScissors Now that I’d chosen the perfect outfit, devoured a HeatReflect-cooked dinner, confirmed that Dennis had eaten (courtesy of the Ferbil), and run...
WashCharge
WashCharge Now that I had enjoyed expertly incinerated dinner prepared by HeatReflect and checked on Dennis who was happily chomping on carrots and not...
Ferbil
Ferbil As my tasty meal, expertly blasted into edible form by my HeatReflect™, lay steaming on the table in front of me, I should have been feeling a...
HeatReflect
HeatReflect After returning from a globe-spanning hang glider mission (as one does), I needed to eat before rushing back to the mine to tell everyone what to...
ClothesDecider
ClothesDecider Now imagine this: you've just completed a high-speed Magma Ship reconnaissance mission into your rival’s centre-of-the-earth mine, only to...
IronMeet
IronMeet As I touched down in the Sahara Desert, right beside the suspiciously underwhelming entrance to Zargoid 5’s presumably terrible centre-of-the-earth...
