The Weekly Inventions of Dr Splatterjacket
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CleanDish
October 31, 2026
CleanDish It was good to know that AskBear was sure Dennis had finally caught up with Zargoid 5 on holiday and presumably filled him in on everything that...
AskBear
October 25, 2026
AskBear Having found George in his abandoned mine and convinced him to come and work in my mine to help me drill to the centre of the Earth first, I was...
BrushBound
October 17, 2026
BrushBound After gliding along thanks to GlideMint, we were starting to get to the deepest part of George’s mine when we heard some funny noises. They...
GlideMint
October 10, 2026
GlideMint After a few games of Snap using ProjectDeck, I thought it was about time that we went to see if George was somewhere else in the mine. Now, usually...
ProjectDeck
October 3, 2026
ProjectDeck We walked into the mine and quickly found George’s lab. He had all sorts of incredibly cool things in there. A cool yellow drill... I do like...
FixCup
September 26, 2026
FixCup As the doorbell to George’s theoretically abandoned mine rang, I wondered who would come and greet us... If anyone at all. I didn’t have to wonder for...
BrushShovel
September 19, 2026
BrushShovel We needed to find George as quickly as possible. Before we set off, I asked Jenny where she had searched already. She told me that she had...
ChargeMark
September 13, 2026
ChargeMark Now, of course, the fact that both Zargoid 5 and George had gone missing was very concerning, but unlike you I wasn’t worried because I was...
ZenLather
September 5, 2026
ZenLather While Jenny was very keen to go and find George immediately, I was slightly less keen. I don’t know what it was, but something was making me...
CalmKnit
August 29, 2026
CalmKnit I had finished repainting the mine tunnel using HeatRoll. I had even vacuumed up afterwards using FreshVac, which had also resulted in the mine...
FreshVac
August 22, 2026
FreshVac Having just used my HeatRoll to repaint the mine, I of course needed to tidy up afterwards. I had lots of options. I could have used SanitiClean. I...
HeatRoll
August 15, 2026
HeatRoll I had followed Dennis to the location shown by my drone. He had met with the gerbil henchmen and then just as I finished eating my warm toastie from...
BakeBrella
August 8, 2026
BakeBrella Just as I was deciding whether to have a well-earned rest, or perhaps tackle one of the many jobs on my ChronoRide to-do list (sometimes having a...
ChronoRide
August 1, 2026
ChronoRide Now that Dennis had headed off to find Zargoid 5 on holiday and ask him why he was on holiday and not drilling in his mine. I finally had a moment...
ReflectPress
July 25, 2026
ReflectPress Now that my clothes had finished drying in the DryLearn, I faced another situation where I needed to do two things at once. Firstly, I needed to...
DryLearn
July 18, 2026
DryLearn I needed to get back into my mine to flick the master switch and restore the power to my house. Luckily I had my AdheSiPass ready and was able to...
AdheSiPass
July 11, 2026
AdheSiPass So, as we know my situation was worse than George’s. He’d accidentally bought my mine from me, closed my mine and then had to go to an important...
LumaLedger
July 4, 2026
LumaLedger There was only one way to get back my mine. Money. Specifically enough money to buy it back from George. How was I going to get it? As I arrived...
SoapSteps
June 27, 2026
SoapSteps Now admittedly I was in a little bit of a pickle, in that I may have accidentally sold my mine to George. However, George was in a bit of a gherkin...
VaultWatch
June 20, 2026
VaultWatch Having finished my tiny dinner, helping to save valuable money towards rebuying my mine from George who had accidentally bought it from me. The...
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