WhiteBrew
WhiteBrew Having returned from a contemplative walk in the rain, in which I hadn’t got wet at all because I had brushed my teeth with DrySmile. I knew I had...
DrySmile
DrySmile So, Dennis was worried about George funding the mine. Jenny was worried about Zargoid 5 going on holiday. It seemed everybody was worried about...
SketchSeat
SketchSeat Now that the mining had begun in earnest, I was finally able to relax a bit. It seemed only fair. The miners were mining, and my closest rival...
CalmiPaper
CalmiPaper Having just performed the commencement song on my FluTonePen, I had expected all of the mining operations to immediately begin. But they didn’t. I...
FluTonePen
FluTonePen Now that I had everything I needed to get on with mining… and that I knew Zargoid 5 was on holiday and not proceeding with his mine… I realised I...
GuideJacket
GuideJacket Just as I was getting ready to start mining to the centre of the Earth, the doorbell rang again. Once upon a time I didn’t even know we had a...
PrintSaw
PrintSaw Now that I had everything I needed to successfully mine into the centre of the Earth… …I realised that I didn’t have everything I needed. The most...
PassFan
PassFan Now I had all of the ingredients I needed to get to the centre of the Earth first. My mine was open for business, and I had lots of lovely money...
Wash And Read
Wash & Read Drilling into the centre of the Earth is a demanding, and expensive, process. I know lots of you are almost ready to buy many of the amazing...
WashRide
WashRide Now, I know… with my mine re-opened, you were probably expecting me to immediately start drilling to the deepest depths, overtake Zargoid 5, and...
DeskAfloat
Jenny from PHART returned to the mine and began her re-inspection. I was confidently nervous. Or was I nervously confident? Or was I just nervous? She had...
SafeSound
SafeSound I had to read the PHART report. They are the Proper Horrible Authority for Recreational Tunnelling, though. They literally have “Horrible” right...
StitchBond
StitchBond As you can probably imagine, I was really keen to read the very important report that PHART (the Proper Horrible Authority for Recreational...
DishTicket
While trying to think about how to reopen my mine, I realised I really needed to clean up from the last few dinners I'd had. It was starting to get messy in...
HarmoComb
HarmoComb Now back in my closed mine, I needed to think seriously about the best way to get it reopened. Of course, I could read the report that Jenny from...
NewsWear
Let me just sum up the situation I’m in. I’m in a race to drill to the centre of the Earth against my arch-rival Zargoid 5 (who, despite being ahead of me,...
MapCycle
MapCycle Having used my ComuniJet to fly away from, but stay in constant contact with, Jenny from PHART (that’s the Proper Horrible Authority for...
ComuniJet
ComuniJet After running over Jenny from PHART’s foot a few more times with my SanitiClean, I decided the best way to pass the inspection was to stop...
SanitiClean
SanitiClean Now that I’d finished dinner, having dealt with the small interruption of Zargoid 5 mildly injuring a boy called George, and me heroically...
AeroPatch
AeroPatch Just as I was finishing dinner and starting to think about creating many more inventions to sell you (so I could make progress on drilling to the...
