Wash And Read
Wash & Read Drilling into the centre of the Earth is a demanding, and expensive, process. I know lots of you are almost ready to buy many of the amazing...
WashRide
WashRide Now, I know… with my mine re-opened, you were probably expecting me to immediately start drilling to the deepest depths, overtake Zargoid 5, and...
DeskAfloat
Jenny from PHART returned to the mine and began her re-inspection. I was confidently nervous. Or was I nervously confident? Or was I just nervous? She had...
SafeSound
SafeSound I had to read the PHART report. They are the Proper Horrible Authority for Recreational Tunnelling, though. They literally have “Horrible” right...
StitchBond
StitchBond As you can probably imagine, I was really keen to read the very important report that PHART (the Proper Horrible Authority for Recreational...
DishTicket
While trying to think about how to reopen my mine, I realised I really needed to clean up from the last few dinners I'd had. It was starting to get messy in...
HarmoComb
HarmoComb Now back in my closed mine, I needed to think seriously about the best way to get it reopened. Of course, I could read the report that Jenny from...
NewsWear
Let me just sum up the situation I’m in. I’m in a race to drill to the centre of the Earth against my arch-rival Zargoid 5 (who, despite being ahead of me,...
MapCycle
MapCycle Having used my ComuniJet to fly away from, but stay in constant contact with, Jenny from PHART (that’s the Proper Horrible Authority for...
ComuniJet
ComuniJet After running over Jenny from PHART’s foot a few more times with my SanitiClean, I decided the best way to pass the inspection was to stop...
SanitiClean
SanitiClean Now that I’d finished dinner, having dealt with the small interruption of Zargoid 5 mildly injuring a boy called George, and me heroically...
AeroPatch
AeroPatch Just as I was finishing dinner and starting to think about creating many more inventions to sell you (so I could make progress on drilling to the...
SpoonBeam
SpoonBeam Before I could really get on with inventing lots more things to fund my plan to drill into the centre of the Earth, I needed to make myself some...
DryWash
DryWash Just after Zargoid 5 had left the mine… having been banished by me… I received a notification on my phone from my bank. The $1 Billion that Zargoid 5...
FunFoam
FunFoam Now that we had rescued Zargoid 5 there was just one more issue that I needed to resolve (other than drilling to the centre of the earth), and that...
Connectopedia
Connectopedia While we drilled down to find Zargoid 5, who had accidentally danced into a sudden hole that had appeared in my mine, I decided it would be...
PageRide
PageRide The sudden hole that Zargoid 5 had fallen / danced into was clearly very deep as ASJIOFJNOSDNFNDSUNDS ONGFONKJGNKBUYWENJNCINSIUNDXW and I had still...
FitTape
FitTape As ASJIOFJNOSDNFNDSUNDS ONGFONKJGNKBUYWENJNCINSIUNDXW and I made it down to the sudden hole that had opened up, into which Zargoid 5 had...
NoteMop
NoteMop Now that ASJIOFJNOSDNFNDSUNDS ONGFONKJGNKBUYWENJNCINSIUNDXW had joined me I knew it was time to head down into the mine to rescue Zargoid 5. I...
PrintRead
PrintRead While waiting for ASJIOFJNOSDNFNDSUNDS ONGFONKJGNKBUYWENJNCINSIUNDXW to arrive to help me rescue Zargoid 5 from the sudden hole he had fallen into...
