Enhearencers
Enhearencers As I may have mentioned once or twice, my top priority was to rush to Zargoid 5’s mine and rescue Dennis, my beloved gerbil. But just before I...
NewsRule
NewsRule Obviously, my top priority was to rush to Zargoid 5’s mine and rescue Dennis. But first things first: I needed to deal with the giant robot-shaped...
DrillButton
DrillButton Dennis, my pet gerbil was gone, and if my ThermoMeasurer was to be believed (and of course it was) then it was at the hands of none other than...
ThermoMeasurer
ThermoMeasurer I was called back to the mine the very next morning. The 132 drills and the 33 new miners required to operate them had turned up and things...
ShearWash
ShearWash After having managed to get my centre-of-the-earth drilling team making some actual progress by helping out myself, one of the team suggested that...
Sproster
Sproster Now that I’d selected the perfect outfit, devoured a HeatReflect-cooked dinner, confirmed Dennis was fed (thank you, Ferbil), put my wardrobe...
FixiScissors
FixiScissors Now that I’d chosen the perfect outfit, devoured a HeatReflect-cooked dinner, confirmed that Dennis had eaten (courtesy of the Ferbil), and run...
WashCharge
WashCharge Now that I had enjoyed expertly incinerated dinner prepared by HeatReflect and checked on Dennis who was happily chomping on carrots and not...
Ferbil
Ferbil As my tasty meal, expertly blasted into edible form by my HeatReflect™, lay steaming on the table in front of me, I should have been feeling a...
HeatReflect
HeatReflect After returning from a globe-spanning hang glider mission (as one does), I needed to eat before rushing back to the mine to tell everyone what to...
ClothesDecider
ClothesDecider Now imagine this: you've just completed a high-speed Magma Ship reconnaissance mission into your rival’s centre-of-the-earth mine, only to...
IronMeet
IronMeet As I touched down in the Sahara Desert, right beside the suspiciously underwhelming entrance to Zargoid 5’s presumably terrible centre-of-the-earth...
ThreadTime
ThreadTime Now as you know I am currently on my way to visit Zargoid 5 who thinks he has lured me into his trap by politely inviting me to visit his mine,...
Shocks
Shocks While it was very important to as quickly as possible get on my way to visit my sworn enemy Zargoid 5, after he kindly invited me to his mine, it had...
PowerJacket
PowerJacket I, Doctor Splatterjacket, was sitting in my office late at night working out exactly the right playlist to play on my MelodicTissues when my...
GuardianCurtain
GuardianCurtain The other day, during a routine inspection of my centre-of-the-earth mine, I was horrified to find that one of the main drills had stopped....
FeedRollers
FeedRollers As I am sure you remember I use my ScootPlanter whenever I quickly want to travel around in the mine, but the other day I was up on the surface...
Fix-It Shovel
Fix-It Shovel Digging to the centre of the Earth is no small task. It takes guts. It takes vision. It takes a nuclear-powered, turbo-charged, anodised steel...
AquaBrush
AquaBrush Do you remember when I said it never rains in my mine, so you never get wet? I would like to correct that statement. It turns out you can get very...
Chalkbrella
Chalkbrella I, Dr. Splatterjacket, will tell you one thing that never happens in my Journey-to-the-Center-of-the-Earth™ Mine: Rain. This is both a blessing...
