The Weekly Inventions of Dr Splatterjacket
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ReflectPress
July 25, 2026
ReflectPress Now that my clothes had finished drying in the DryLearn, I faced another situation where I needed to do two things at once. Firstly, I needed to...
DryLearn
July 18, 2026
DryLearn I needed to get back into my mine to flick the master switch and restore the power to my house. Luckily I had my AdheSiPass ready and was able to...
AdheSiPass
July 11, 2026
AdheSiPass So, as we know my situation was worse than George’s. He’d accidentally bought my mine from me, closed my mine and then had to go to an important...
LumaLedger
July 4, 2026
LumaLedger There was only one way to get back my mine. Money. Specifically enough money to buy it back from George. How was I going to get it? As I arrived...
SoapSteps
June 27, 2026
SoapSteps Now admittedly I was in a little bit of a pickle, in that I may have accidentally sold my mine to George. However, George was in a bit of a gherkin...
VaultWatch
June 20, 2026
VaultWatch Having finished my tiny dinner, helping to save valuable money towards rebuying my mine from George who had accidentally bought it from me. The...
MeasurePlate
June 13, 2026
MeasurePlate Now that I had accidentally sold my mine to George, I had nothing. Well… Apart from my house. And all my inventions. And several vehicles. But...
GlideErase
June 6, 2026
GlideErase I looked once again at my important note on my WhiteBrew mug wondering if there really could be another mine… …when suddenly, and with no warning,...
WhiteBrew
May 30, 2026
WhiteBrew Having returned from a contemplative walk in the rain, in which I hadn’t got wet at all because I had brushed my teeth with DrySmile. I knew I had...
DrySmile
May 23, 2026
DrySmile So, Dennis was worried about George funding the mine. Jenny was worried about Zargoid 5 going on holiday. It seemed everybody was worried about...
SketchSeat
May 16, 2026
SketchSeat Now that the mining had begun in earnest, I was finally able to relax a bit. It seemed only fair. The miners were mining, and my closest rival...
CalmiPaper
May 9, 2026
CalmiPaper Having just performed the commencement song on my FluTonePen, I had expected all of the mining operations to immediately begin. But they didn’t. I...
FluTonePen
May 2, 2026
FluTonePen Now that I had everything I needed to get on with mining… and that I knew Zargoid 5 was on holiday and not proceeding with his mine… I realised I...
GuideJacket
April 25, 2026
GuideJacket Just as I was getting ready to start mining to the centre of the Earth, the doorbell rang again. Once upon a time I didn’t even know we had a...
PrintSaw
April 18, 2026
PrintSaw Now that I had everything I needed to successfully mine into the centre of the Earth… …I realised that I didn’t have everything I needed. The most...
PassFan
April 11, 2026
PassFan Now I had all of the ingredients I needed to get to the centre of the Earth first. My mine was open for business, and I had lots of lovely money...
Wash And Read
April 4, 2026
Wash & Read Drilling into the centre of the Earth is a demanding, and expensive, process. I know lots of you are almost ready to buy many of the amazing...
WashRide
March 28, 2026
WashRide Now, I know… with my mine re-opened, you were probably expecting me to immediately start drilling to the deepest depths, overtake Zargoid 5, and...
DeskAfloat
March 21, 2026
Jenny from PHART returned to the mine and began her re-inspection. I was confidently nervous. Or was I nervously confident? Or was I just nervous? She had...
SafeSound
March 14, 2026
SafeSound I had to read the PHART report. They are the Proper Horrible Authority for Recreational Tunnelling, though. They literally have “Horrible” right...
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